Climbing in the Porongurups

Friday night after work we jumped into car and drove down to the Porongurups listening to Rhys 90 mega mix playlist.  Once getting there we went to Mount Barker to find some beer.  The town was completely shut at 8pm on a Friday night, how can people live here!!!  bitterly disappointed we drove on to the hills and found a place to sleep.

Got up bright and early and set off to climb Raven *** on Gibraltar Rock.  A large granite slab with amazing friction.  a great climb, emotional.

I think we shall be back to try and climb  few other routes as it was a great day out, fairly low stress climbing in a beautiful place.  Great to do some climbing in WA.

Ellis Climbs at Rock Face, Northbridge for the first time

we decided that Ellis should do some rock climbing after showing eagerness for climbing anything and everything she sees. 

 
We packed up harnesses and went to Rock Face after Dave finished work. She loved it and Dave and I had to beg her to give us a turn!

   

  

  

  

  

 Hopefully we’ll get her there every week. I had forgotten how much fun it is to climb, it has been so long! Maybe she will give Katy B a run for her money one day! 

Beinn A Bhuird is a long way away

Retrospective is funny old thing.  When deciding on where to go, obviously thinking that our first day out winter climbing would be spent in Beinn A’Bhuird is retrospectively not the best choice.  It is one of the most remote places in the UK, under alot of soft fresh snow.  Still we never really thought about that, I was just keen on going some where new.

After cycling  and walking we finally go to the bottom of the route we came to climb ‘ Slab and Arete’ after 4 hours!  It was probably the longest walk in I have ever done.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a stunning day and the place was beautiful – just quite hard going for the first winter outing with heavy bags full of ‘stuff’.  We decided that eating lunch at the bottom was a good idea, this is were I found out I had left my lunch on the front seat of the van.  A few choice swear words and a grumbly stomach and we set off up the climb.

It was rather more than the guide book suggested and with a few alterations and swearing we got up it, not the conventional route but was plenty interesting and gave a really enjoyable climb.

We got to the Top around 4:15pm just as the sun was setting. What ensued is a long walk back to the bikes in the darkness across the top of Beinn A’Bhuird with amazing views of the sun setting all around us, we could see for miles. It was a pretty clear night so we managed most of it with out head torches, when we got back to the bikes we had a brilliant decent back down the snowy icy path slip sliding our way down.  Amazingly all of us staying upright.

A great day out albeit a long one, nothing like breaking us in gently!  Scottish hills were a great place to be that day!  All the rest of the pictures can be seen by clicking here

Abort, abort! The weather is minging!

Andy, Scott and I decided to go and have a wee looksie on the off  chance that it might be ok to go climbing in Lochnagar.  The weather forecast was not the most encouraging but as ever they are not always correct and I am one for ‘giving it a go’ just in case Mr weather has not got his ducks in a row.

We set off on bikes again from the car park, it was already snowing pretty heavily on the way up making it a little harder than normal on the bikes having to ride through snow.  All the time thinking…. skis – where the hell are my skis! We dumped the bikes a bit lower than normal due to the path being proper ice rink like with sheet ice all over it.  As we got higher up the weather got worse and worse,  it wasn’t particularly cold in the snow but rather wet and we were slowly getting wetter and wetter

Andy above.  As we got closer to the Meikle Pap col, the weather was getting wilder and we all kind of gave each other that look, the ” seriously this sucks” look.  After much discussion which went something like this ” this is shit, lets go to the pub – ok, ok” we turned back and decided it was not to be that day.  The idea of climbing in this weather appealed to none of us!

The look of three blokes who decided to go to the pub!  On the way back down Scott was reliving a story of when he scissored kicked walking down there and landed on his arse.  Just as he said it he re-enacted it just for us, was so funny, through laughter Andy ended up doing the same.  I was nearly crying with tears whilst the two of them scrabbled around on the floor trying to stand back up

We got back to the bikes and by now a fair bit of snow had fallen making the ride back down slippy slidy fun!  When we reached the bottom riding in the Glen it was proper horrible.  The wind and snow was coming straight down off the hill and smacking you full force making it hard to ride the bikes.

Once back at the can we all agreed it was a good decision and all that was to decide now was which pub to go to……

2 in a year – that is just gready!

Normally over the past few years I have just done the one winter route.  But with limited snow about for skiing it was decided to go and do another climb.  Lochnagar was the chosen destination, meeting in the car park at 8, we had brought the bikes to shorten the now hated long walk in.

Above Andy and Rich on the bikes.  The bikes were a great idea until we got half way up the steep bit and the track turned a bit icy and the bikes had to be ditched a earlier than thought.

Once into the corrie itself it became evident that there was not much to go at as all East facing parts were pretty much dry of snow, so we had two options, Raeburn’s gully or the old favourite Black spout.

We start up raeburns and by the time we got to the first belay it was evident that it would be a very slow day in the gully as there were many teams in front of us.  After a team talk it was decided that Black spout was the way forward, it was Rich’s first winter climb, and in fact first time climbing outside of any description so decided to play it safe and not try and give the poor guy a day filled with pure fear.  At the bottom Rich, Chris and I roped up to give Rich a bit more security and made our way up black spout.  The left branch is always a bit steeper and more interesting so we headed up there.

Half way up the left branch there is another little bit we can veer off on called ‘Crumbling Cranny’ grade II which we decided would make things even more interesting, off we went. Chris took the lead for the one pitch and make light work of it and the soft cornice.

rich looking happy to out and about in the hills enjoying the Scottish hills in the winter. I belayed Chris whilst Rich was educated in how it all works.

This was obviously not he best way to demonstrate it, but i think he got the jist! Chris made it look easy with some sparse gear placement, but no overall fretting, crying, screaming or anything remotely funny we could later poke fun at him for.

Rich climbing through his first cornice (never fun) and his look of happiness as he stuck his head up over the top into the sunshine.  The boy did good, again with no crying, screaming or anything we could later use as ammo.

A great day relaxed climbing in lovely conditions.  I think Rich will be lulled into a false sense of expectations to always go out in sun and soft winds in the winter.

and of course there was the gun show at the top!!!!!!!  No climb is complete without one of these. the view from the top was brilliant, the Northern Cairngorms looked to have loads more snow than where we were, suppose it is an easy decision to make as to were we go next weekend!

An early tick of my yearly Winter Route

I usually by tradition get one winter climbing route in per season (as I mainly go skiing).  The chance came early this year to get out and go climbing, thought I might as well get it out of the way early this year!

I got up early and drove to Aviemore and met Andy and Monica and set off with everyone else into the Northern Corries.  We decided on Jacobs Ladder, and easy climb but in lean conditions it was in was more interesting than a boring snow gully.  A nice easy break into winter climbing.

Above – Andy and monica at the start of the Climb.  We just wondered up it till it got steaper then got a rope up and roped up to move together.

  There was no fear or abundant swearing at ones choices of a stupid pastime.  It was pleasant social climbing, I could do more than one route like this a year! 

The obligatory up nostril shot!  I am thinking  I might grow a beard this winter, there is a lot of snow around and looks like I will be out a lot hopefully so to keep my delicate chin warm! 

Nearer the top it was not banked out so the normal easy snow exit was not present, instead a bit more of an interesting hoared up rock exit was taken

Getting onto the plateau on top was lovely, the sun was shining, the wind had dropped and it was jsut great.  Neither monica or I for that matter had cried, sworn or thrown hissy fits!  RESULT!!!

This is the last day of their honeymoon, I love it, I can forever say I was on their honeymoon!!!!!

the now classic and obligatory gun show picture!  What men we are!!!!!!!

A fun Weekend climbing and dressing up

Saturday afternoon was spent holding onto sharp objects and trying to move in an upward motion.  We had entered a round of the Scottish dry tooling competition being held at our local climbing wall.  This basically involves using ice axes and climbing with them rather than hands.

It was a bit alien to us, but great fun and a rather good work out. both of us felt like some one had kicked us hard all over afterwards. 

The organisers had done a great job of route setting with a massive variety of moves and techniques required, from torquing,  to wood and bike frames being used as obstacles to get up and over. Ellis was cheering us on as we took it in turn to climb from the viewing balcony and even took some interest in climbing gear.  I reckon she will like climbing

A great event and something we hope to do again, good training for the fast approaching winter coming

In the evening we went to Gus and Lorraine’s fancy dress halloween party.  Here they are in their amazing home made costumes

We decided that as it was halloween we would go with the ghost theme and go as something to do with the legendary ghost busters movie

Yes that is me hiding inside there.  I some came to realise this was a better costume for deepest darkest winter months as I was roasting in there and it was like wearing a duvet all night!  We had a brilliant time, dancing, playing games and having one to many drinks.  Our old neighbours had generously offered to baby sit Ellis for the night and for her to stay at theirs, so we were free to go out all night with out having to think about her.  thank you very much N&R – you are brilliant!

(yes , funnily enough I did chose Lara’s costume………)

Pictures in a wet, dark and muddy cave of climbers

When you talk about climbing, you imagine beautiful mountains, sunshine and amazing views.  Well not this time.  the Venue was a wet, dark and muddy cave near Dunkeld called ‘The Tube’ due to its shape.  One of the only venues of its kind for drytooling in the UK (drytooling is using the same equipment for ice climbing but on rocks.

Above is ‘The Tube’ an old disused slate quarry.  I went not with the intention of climbing, but of taking pictures, the route they were trying was way above my physical capabilities ( fast and furious M10+ for those intersted).  I was tired from biking the previous 5 days in a row and went to have a go at photographing them all doing it.  I took a rope with me and managed to get one of them to attach it to the middle of the roof and then I climbed up it and sat there taking pictures form the top of the cave for a different angle.  It is the first time I have tried doing this and really enjoyed it.  Was a bit of a tangle of ropes, and trying to attach my camera to me making sure I wouldn’t drop it to an expensive mess of springs and broken glass, but i got up there and was happy hanging in space with my finger over the shutter button ready for the hero shots!

It was very impressive to watch them all scratch their way up this 55 degree over hanging wall contorting themselves into funny body positions to try and rest and take the weight of their arms.  Sometimes ratehr hard to watch as you knew they were about to pop off the holds and fall into thin air until their ropes tightened and they stopped safely dangling in the middle fo no were.

Good effort to those who climbed it, bet you are feelign sore today!  rest of the pics are here

Aonach Eagach Ridge

I have been trying to get this ridge route done for three years.  We have had about 4 attempts on it, each failing due to bad weather or maybe too much fun in the Clachaig pub at the bottom of it the night before?!?!?  For what ever the reason, it has eluded us for a few years.  With a decent forecast and Matt and Emma keen, we drove over to the west coast straight after work on friday night arriving in the car park and setting off at 9pm.

Above is M&E arriving at around 10pm at the top of Am Badoch where the ridge starts, we decided it would be a sensible place to camp from midges and also get a head start on the ridge as it has a reputation to be a traffic jam in places. It was a fantastic idea, we got tents set up and generally just soaked in the views – stunning

I awoke at 5am to the sun rising – something satisfying seeing the sunrise, it never gets boring and brings out the hippy in me!  (and i hate hippies!), below is what i opened my tent to see.

Watched it rise for about 20 minutes then sleep got the better of me and i slipped back into a state of slumber until Matt and Emma’s rustling woke me an hour later.  We got up, packed and fed pronto and got going along the ridge by 7am.

the ridge was fantastic, with some wide bits and some rather concentrating bits where you really wouldn’t want to fall

the ridge has a bit of reputation of being really scary but non of us found it so, it was the right level to concentrate you at bits but never were you scared witless crying for mummy and leaving a warm pool of liquid on the floor in between your legs.

Due to our early start we didn’t meet a tom, dick or harry on the ridge and were in lovely solitude to take it all in and have great fun.  After a few hours of scrambling the ridge eases to the last wider ridge to the end where from it is a long boring walk back down to sea level and Glencoe village.  Below – Matt looking back down to the end.

After an hour of turning our legs into  jelly down hill walking,we got to the bottom, about 7km from the car.  None of us were feeling the love of the horrible walk to get the car back, so decided that hick hiking was the way forward.  We had a quick chat about who is most likely to get picked up.   Me – no chance, sweating heavily and wearing a crap head band.  Matt, well, not impossible.  Emma, female.  So, off she set with her thumb out.  About 30 minutes later she returned with a car and a smile in her triumphant glory of getting picked up so easily!  Well done emma you were our hero!

All the pictures can be seen by clicking here

Weekend away with Neighbours and Babies

Saturday we drove over to Laggan to all go mountain biking at Wolftrax, it is a purpose made trail centre with a good base at the bottom so we can all take it in turns to look after the babies whilst the others go around and do loops in roughly an hour on the bikes.  The weather was kind and the trails were amazing.  It was great to be able to bike with Lara again and she has definitely has alot more confidence and skill with her riding from air maiden a few weeks ago – she was flying over the drops without flinching and had a massive smile on her face.

 

Lainie was the true hero of the day, having never really done much mountain biking before to coming along having a go , doing it with no worries and loving it!  Euan was a happy man with the prospect of a wife who might be converted into a mountain biker?!?!?!?!  Who knows.

After we had all done enough loops and were knackered, we drove back to Aviemore our base for the evening, we drove around all of aviemore’s camp sites and to our amazement they were all full!  we all ended up staying in a hotel and had quite a novel evening in a hotel bar / restaurant pretending to be civilised!

Sunday was time to introduce the babies to the hills properly – with babies loaded up into rucksacks in there thickest and warmest clothes ( the mountains in Scotland are still a cold place even in mid July!) we set off up into Corrie An t’Sneachda. 

 This corries is really easy to get to from the Cairngorm ski station car park and is an easy wallk usually taking under and hour.  Ellis soon fell asleep and was not appreciating the views!

We all sat down next to the loch and had lunch and had a good chat looking at the cliffs and surroundings, we pointed out previous conquests of ours whilst puffing out chests.  The babies seemed to be happy as Larry (who ever he is) and sat and took it all in, had some lunch and went about their ways business as usual.  Scott, Euan and I left the girls to do a quick tour up and around Fiacaill Ridge and later met them back at the car park. 

The ridge can be seen above – Euan had not done too much scrambling in his life, so to satisfy the fear and nerves of the wives we roped up together for safety and scrambled up the ridge.  There are some pretty exposed positions on this ridge and Euan did them all with no worries, even stopping for a gun show!

A true hero! we shall be taking him with us into the hills for some more of his gun shows as they were awesome!

A great weekend playing in Scotland – only to be slightly dampened by thinking of going back to work tomorrow.  Have to earn some money to pay for that hotel!  All of the pictures can be seen by CLICKING HERE