First off I like to go into the bathrooms and empty the cupboards of all things in it and distribute them around the house (note the red marks on my forehead where I like to headbutt stuff)

I then like to venture into my room and empty my nappy bag all over the floor, I know mummy loves it when I do this as she always makes a funny noise when she finds them all over the floor

Once the bag is empty, I always wonder what the surplus white things are on my feet, they don’t need to be there, so I pull them off, if mum or dad put them back on, I think they are stupid so i just pull them straight back off again.

It is usually by this point my mate Sophie comes around to play, she is a great post to pull myself on, she has long hair that is great to pull, she is a lot bigger than me so one day I think she will thump me one, but till them I think i will carry on using her to have fun with.

Once Sophie has left, I am a little sad, so I venture into the toilet and bang the seat for a while, it makes a great noise. If I want to get a reaction from mummy I will pretend to eat the bog brush, she makes all sorts of funny noises and comes running.  Very fun!

After she has kicked me out of the toilet, I head up stairs. I usually take froggy or Kev the koala with me.  I love climbing stairs.  Mum and dad always seem to follow me up with hands out just behind me with a look of fear on their faces.

Don’t know why, I am wicked on steps.  Haven’t quite worked out how to get down them yet though, I usually just sit at the top until one of them carries me down and I will go back up them.