Lara and I have been wanting to do this ride for ages. It is 130km long Road sportive. What makes it special is it is the only closed road event in the whole of the UK. Yup, that’s right, the whole route all the roads are closed for us cyclists, cool huh!
There are a fair few who do this – this year the entries were capped at 5200.
We had arranged for Granny and Grumpsie Tadeusz to come up and baby sat whilst we did this together. I had told Lara that we will ride it together and that I would stay with her and not leave her – oh how naive was I!
On the Friday before the race (the race was on Sunday) I am not sure what I ate, but it certainly didn’t agree with me. I spent all night hugging the toilet and completely emptying myself. It was horrible. I spent all day on Saturday feeling awful and not being able to eat anything. Riding 130kms having not eaten anything is not the best idea, but Lara said that if I was not going to do it then she wouldn’t. No pressure there then, I had better get on with it as I knew she was really excited about doing it. Oh god this was going to hurt.
We went and slept in the van (something we haven’t done for ages and it was great to do it again) in Pitlochery where the start was as the start was horribly early. We got up at 6am and I forced all I could down me to try and put some energy inside me.
Above is Lara (bottom right) heading up towards the start line, as you can see – there was the odd biker there.
We got into our allotted start time and head off. We started quite late so had no real bunches or packs of riders who knew how to ride in bunches to join forces with, so we were pretty much by ourselves.
About 10km into it I soon came to realise that my stupid words of ” don’t worry dear I wont leave you” were really , well stupid. As I was drained from being ill the last few days, it was up to Lara to drag my sorry ass around and I had to beg her not to leave me!
Lara did a brilliant job, she rode really strong in all sorts of horrible weather, we had massive winds, rain of biblical proportions and hail. All in a good day of Scottish weather!
We finally crossed the line in 4hours and 41 minutes. Not bad as we were alone and Lara dragged me around. We will want to do it again next year but this time without the illness the day before. I think the picture of me finishing says it all.










